'Tis the season for mixing horror and chocolate, with frighteningly delicious results!
Would you believe that H.P. Lovecraft used to write copy for Whitman's Sampler? (McSweeney's) Like the following:
Chocolate Cherry Cordial You must not think me mad when I tell you what I found below the thin shell of chocolate used to disguise this bonbon's true face. Yes! Hidden beneath its rich exterior is a hideously moist cherry cordial! What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate.
But now, the fine chocolatiers at um, here have made this vision a terrifying reality.